Sunday, May 3, 2009

"Am I B and/or T?"



Probably.

If you've ever taken the Long Island Rail Road with 45 of your closest friends, pounding Bud Lights or Coronas while saying things like, "No, no, no, no, no... BMW bro," there's a good chance that you are.

If you're last name ends in a vowel, you have/had/will have a "blow-out", or are consistently 12 to 16 months behind with your references to the internet (your Facebook status message about Ninjas Vs. Pirates was AMAZING!), you probably are as well.

It seems that the spots that have come to epitomize what it is that draws people fleeing from places like New Jersey or Long Island have become more and more of a destination for, well, people from New Jersey and Long Island.

1 comment:

  1. Does purchasing hairspray by the case count? Or how about owning a chain of tanning salons?

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